If I was a good blogger I would just go look up this fact. Well first I would look up the name of the guy who plays Christopher so I didn’t keep calling him Christopher. I’m not that good of a blogger.

However, isn’t Christopher the guy in the end of Under the Tuscan Sun who is like Diane Lane’s dream boat? At least he is someone’s dream boat.

When I break up with someone my first thought is “How will I go on?” My second thought is “Whatever, he was a jerk & he kinda smelled bad too, I’m going to go watch Gilmore Girls. I have a little Gilmore survival guide. There is an episode for every kind of break up.

If I freak out & break up with someone I really like but the commitment was scary then I’ll watch the episode where Dean builds Rory a car & tells her he loves her.

If a boy randomly leaves, then I watch the episode where Jess goes away on the bus.

If a boy is just being too immature for me to be around I watch any episode with Christopher in it.

If the break up is with someone I thought was “the one” then I’ll watch the episode with “The Way We Were”. That episode is called Say Something. I know because I watch it way too often.

Notice that I didn’t mention Logan.

Grease just spattered all over my arm when I was trying to cook cooking. It’s sad that my first thought was “I’m like Sookie!” I totally have the accident prone/absentminded thing down.

However, I’m unlike Sookie in the fact that the food I cook does not taste good. Also I’ve never made risotto because you have to stir it for like 45 minutes straight or something like that. That just isn’t going to happen. I even checked the store for microwave risotto. Also, I didn’t like in the last seasons when Sookie wasn’t having silly cooking accidents. I could really relate to that.

I’ve never tried the cereal combos that Paris invents when they are at college. I just can’t bear to put shredded wheat with anything. Here is my one & only recipe:

One bowl

One spoon

Three scoops vanilla ice cream. I normally don’t like vanilla ice cream, so I invented this one day when it was the only flavor in the freezer. Not eating ice cream just wasn’t an option. Yes, I realize that most recipe cards don’t have entire paragraphs. This isn’t a real recipe anyways.

A dash of captain crunch (ok so not a dash of captain crunch but a boat load)

Put the ice cream in the bowl. Then put the captain crunch on top of the ice cream & eat with a spoon.