Grease just spattered all over my arm when I was trying to cook cooking. It’s sad that my first thought was “I’m like Sookie!” I totally have the accident prone/absentminded thing down.

However, I’m unlike Sookie in the fact that the food I cook does not taste good. Also I’ve never made risotto because you have to stir it for like 45 minutes straight or something like that. That just isn’t going to happen. I even checked the store for microwave risotto. Also, I didn’t like in the last seasons when Sookie wasn’t having silly cooking accidents. I could really relate to that.

I’ve never tried the cereal combos that Paris invents when they are at college. I just can’t bear to put shredded wheat with anything. Here is my one & only recipe:

One bowl

One spoon

Three scoops vanilla ice cream. I normally don’t like vanilla ice cream, so I invented this one day when it was the only flavor in the freezer. Not eating ice cream just wasn’t an option. Yes, I realize that most recipe cards don’t have entire paragraphs. This isn’t a real recipe anyways.

A dash of captain crunch (ok so not a dash of captain crunch but a boat load)

Put the ice cream in the bowl. Then put the captain crunch on top of the ice cream & eat with a spoon.

I’ve always wondered about this weird plot line that just vanished. It’s not like the Gilmore Girls, they were pretty thorough in giving us closure at least until April entered the picture. I know that Jackson became town selectsman (Lets just call it mayor because that it what it is)

Then there was an episode where he was afraid of an assignation attempt. Then all of a sudden Taylor was mayor again. I wanted to see Taylor refuse to take the job, or Kirk go on a hunger strike until Taylor was the town selectsman again. I wanted subterfuge & a coupe. Where is my coupe?

I’ve always loved the episode where Lane dyes her hair. I’ve never dyed my hair a crazy color, not even for Halloween. I decided it was about time to try this before I go gray & have to start dying my hair its natural color. So I watched the episode again & decided that I wouldn’t actually bleach my hair. I was terrified of the stinging that Lane was talking about. Also, I don’t have any kind of celery soda to take the pain away.

For the color, I was kind of iffy. Pink was obvious, because I’m a girl. However, the negative association with Pink & Kelly Osbourne ruled out that one. If I really wanted to be like Lane it should be purple, but I was afraid my hair wouldn’t take such a drastic color change without the bleach. Again, I don’t have any celery soda. So I put the color pomade in my hair & I looked so rock & roll. I took a picture. I then proceeded to wash my hair 10-12 times until all traces were gone. I think next time I’ll just photoshop a picture of myself so I have purple hair. I did get the obligatory picture though: