Awhile back there was a meme going around where you would type your name + the word needs into google & it would tell you all kinds of interesting stuff about yourself. I’m creating a new meme/way of life via Gilmore Girls.

I am in love with the random quote thing at gilmore-ism.com. It has become kind of like the magic 8 ball for me. For instance, should I wear shoes today? The random quote generator comes up with:

LORELAI: Really? You don’t get breaks? Do you get food, water? Should I get Michael Moore on the phone?

Here’s how to participate.

1. Go the random Gilmore Girls quote generator.

2. Ask a question.

3. Read the random Gilmore Girls quote.

4. Tell me about what it said because I’m nosy that way.

I’ve always wanted the Gilmore’s to make all my decisions for me & now they can. I just have to decipher what it means, like a fortune cookie.

When I saw this headline for Man Robs Station with Cheese Grater, I immediately thought of the “Lorelai out of Water” episode. I think this is the episode where Rory & Lane are helping the Korean cousin get ready for the wedding & they talk about how some of the arrange marriages didn’t work out so well. In fact one overbearing husband was peeled with a carrot peeler. That’s a bad way to go.

It turns out that the people at the robbery just thought that the cheese grater was a gun. (Ummmm I’ve never stolen anything & I never will but the closet thing this guy could find to a gun shape is a cheese grater?) My imaginations for the cheese grater headline were much better. I thought maybe word of the Gilmore Girls peeling incident had spread and people were now afraid of cheese graters.

If I was a good blogger I would just go look up this fact. Well first I would look up the name of the guy who plays Christopher so I didn’t keep calling him Christopher. I’m not that good of a blogger.

However, isn’t Christopher the guy in the end of Under the Tuscan Sun who is like Diane Lane’s dream boat? At least he is someone’s dream boat.

Grease just spattered all over my arm when I was trying to cook cooking. It’s sad that my first thought was “I’m like Sookie!” I totally have the accident prone/absentminded thing down.

However, I’m unlike Sookie in the fact that the food I cook does not taste good. Also I’ve never made risotto because you have to stir it for like 45 minutes straight or something like that. That just isn’t going to happen. I even checked the store for microwave risotto. Also, I didn’t like in the last seasons when Sookie wasn’t having silly cooking accidents. I could really relate to that.