Just as “Gilmore Girls” has a history of putting brides in ugly dresses, they usually put grooms in weird outfits.

Exhibit A: Jackson was forced to wear a kilt at his wedding.

Exhibit B: TJ wore tights to his wedding, & liked it. He even made a speech about how much he loved tights.

Exhibit C: Zach wore that silk robe for the Korean wedding, & once again he liked it.

Oh well, at least it’s distracts the eye from the women’s ugly dresses.

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I went shopping at the mall & was thrilled when I saw these three Roryesque jackets for only $5. Apparently, the Rory look is out. So I eagerly bought them, got them home, & decided there was a reason that they were on sale. Only Rory would know how to wear these. Only Rory would be able to look like she hadn’t shrunk her clothes in the wash. I love these jackets, I just don’t know how to wear them.

On TV shows, the brides usually look beautiful, at their best. This is not the case on “Gilmore Girls”

1. Emily. When Emily was having her vow renewal, we actually got to see her with several dresses when she was trying to choose which one to wear. Instead she settled on a stiff looking suit that looked like it was made out of couch upholstery.

2. Lane. Granted, the dress might have been better than what Mrs. Kim picked & I understood the need for modesty, but was it necessary for her to look ten years old? The dress got more confusing when it was shortened & a pink shirt was worn underneath. Not rock & roll at all. They seemed to have confused punk rock with demented “Little House on the Prairie”.

3. Lorelai, who has looked lovely in basically every other outfit that she has worn. Somehow, she ends up choosing a “perfect dress” that doesn’t suit her at all. It made me glad that she wasn’t going to marry Luke just so I wouldn’t have to see it again. sacrilege I know, but the dress was that bad.

Basically the only wedding dress on “Gilmore Girls” that has suited the bride was Sookies. I don’t know if it’s a commentary on marriage, or just bad fashion choices but blech.

Thanks to Sara for pointing out this site.  I am not actually thanking myself, but I’m sure I should for something. Anyways, the site is a great place, if you search for “Gilmore Girls” you can pick an episode.  It will have several outfits the girls were wearing & where to get them.  Like this knitting shirt I mentioned in a post I am now too lazy to go get the hyperlink for.  Give me a break, I’ve been working on my Stars Hallow village. Now I’m just getting cranky.  See how bad not having “Gilmore Girls” around is? This is the new Luke’s diner.  I made Lorelai & Rory out of salt dough complete with cute coats & scarfs.  (See how much time I have on my hands when GG is in hiatus?”). I made other townspeople, Mrs. Kim, Lane, Babbette & Maury, Kirk & Taylor. Notice I did not try to make April, Anna or even Christopher.  They are just plot lines to drag out during sweeps weeks & have no place in my Christmas village.  Anyways the other villagers weren’t to scale, they expanded & looked like walruses.  I don’t know what the plural of walrus is, probably just walrus, but I’ll end with walsuri because it sounds cool.