If you have been in my house in the past well forever you are all suspect. You might have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that episode of Gilmore Girls where Logan takes something out of Emily’s house and replaces it with something else. So when I noticed that part of the doorstop was missing, I immediately knew what was going on. Especially since I couldn’t find the doorstop part anywhere and it’s too big to fit in the vacuum. I’m on to you, whoever you are.