You know when we were in English class as kids we’d always have to write our own obituaries or what would be on our gravestones or some such other extremely morbid theme that still seemed boring? Well I have mine; the best way to describe me in any way is something Lorelei says to Paris during season six. She tells Paris that she can be anything in the world but not a diplomat. So true. If you had to define yourself with one Gilmore Girls quote what would it be?