Every year I rehash the different Gilmore Girls Christmas episodes even though there aren’t enough of them. Occasionally I post lists about Gilmore related items that I want and then I may or may not discreetly send the post to friends and family. This year, I just want to write to breakfast Santa instead. Remember this episode?

LORELAI: Breakfast Santa’s been here!

LUKE: Breakfast Santa? Wow!

LORELAI: The kids must have left it for us.

LUKE: I don’t think there’s really a breakfast Santa.

I’ve always ignored this part of Gilmore Girls because it takes place during the vineyard episode and frankly I try to block out that whole season. This year though I just want Santa to bring me breakfast every day and leave it on a tray outside my door. Is that really asking so much?