Lately I find myself acting more and more like Luke. This is especially problematic because I want to date Luke not be the female version of Luke. I am fine with some holiday decorations, a Christmas tree for example. However, I guess I’ve just had too many roommates who would just decorate for every single holiday. The apartment would feel cluttered and dusty and I would have to take them all down months later. For instance, I do not decorate for Halloween, Easter, Valentine’s, or Thanksgiving. I will put up a tree and that’s it. I’m with Luke on this one:

“Aw, come on. Are you mad at me too? I mean, a man can’t choose whether or not he wants a picture of a fat, stupid bird on his wall? My God, that’s the reason the damn Pilgrims came here in the first place.”