While watching the episode “We’ve Got us a Pippi Virgin” I realized that we all probably have a figurative glitter vest in our closets. Emily freaked out when she raided the pool house where Richard was staying and found a glitter vest. She just couldn’t believe where he would go in such a vest.
For me there are a few items in my wardrobe that totally stand out in my closet. It might even look like I have a double life. No, I’m not talking about the black trench coat that makes me feel like a spy, I wear that regularly because who wouldn’t want to feel like a spy? One is a size four lavender long ball gown skirt that I bought years ago when ball gown skirts were popular and I was a size four. I’ve always kept it because I feel bad that I’ve never worn it. I just haven’t had the occasion for it and it’s horribly out of style now. Well, that and the faux fur coat that I always felt like a bear in. Maybe I can wear both pieces together. No one will know it’s me. It will really come in handy with the spy thing. Opps, I meant to say I’m totally not a spy. What is your equivalent of the glitter vest?