Posts made in August, 2009
Tobin said it not me…
Tobin talks about living in Utah and he says that basically the only thing to do there is to be online. What has Gilmore Girls said about your state?
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After Lorelai breaks up with Jason cats start showing up at her house and she thinks they ahve a sense that she will become a crazy cat lady.
I was putting away my groceries when all of a sudden a cat comes strolling out of my bathroom…in my house. I do not own a cat. In fact, I usually have to hold back my very valid argument that cats are actually Satan. They are the one thing that I’m terrified of. This event only further proves that fact. Now they can go through walls and transport themselves through the time and space continuum. I tried to get the cat to leave without picking it up. I said what I thought would be his name rather sternly and pointed toward the door… nothing. He ran under the futon (the futon, yet another symbol of carefree alone-ness, I won’t even be bound by the traditional definition of furniture). Had he not eventually gotten bored and walked out the front door I would probably still have a cat.
Now excuse me while I go yell at the kids who are rock climbing on the decorative rock of the apartment building. I’m a spinster, it’s what we do.
Read MoreCereal Combos
This morning I decided to try one of the cereal combos that Rory & Paris invented. Well not exactly because I didn’t have five different kinds of cereal or half and half. I settled on Captain Crunch & Cinnamon Toast Crunch because they both have Crunch in the name. Surprise surprise I don’t own any grown up cereals. Hey, I like to solve the puzzles on the back of the box while I eat. It gets my brain ready for the rest of the day.
Eventually, the cinnamon overpowered everything and the different sizes and shapes of the cereal didn’t allow for them to become soggy at the same rate. It was good, but I wouldn’t necessarily do that combo again. I can see how it would be helpful if you had to eat something boring like shredded wheat and wanted to liven it up with Cocoa Pebbles. I’m so good at cooking.
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