I broil most everything.  It’s faster than actually waiting for something to cook.  Yet, it still uses the oven so I feel good about myself.  One year, I had an old fashioned stove in my college apartment.  I put the food in the oven, cranked it as high as it would go & nothing happened.  I spent twenty minutes trying to make it set on fire.  Years later I watched this episode of The Gilmore Girls where Max shows them the broiler.

Lorelai: *gasp* did you know we had that?

Rory: Not a clue!

Max: Oh, come on!

Lorelai: HEY, it’s on fire!

Max: It’s the broiler.

Rory: wow.

Max: what fall out shelter have you two been living in?

Rory: He has much knowledge.

Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him.

Rory: Build a statue many stories high.

Lorelai: We shall grow our hair long and stop bathing.

Ohh that’s what the funny drawer with the fire was for.  Now I know.