Cooking for guests is an essential/annoying part of the holidays. There is the pressure of sticking with foods that people will actually eat, but they also need to seem festive. You can always follow Luke’s lead & make a Santa burger. Since, I don’t actually cook & I couldn’t find a picture of a Santa burger online, I had to improvise the recipe. As close as I can tell:
First, cook a hamburger.
The Santa Burger is an open faced sandwich. Cut wonder bread & make a hat out of ketchup & a beard out of cream cheese.
No one will ever ask you to cook again.