There seems to be a name for every single phobia on the planet, except for the fear of swans. The closest I could come was Ornithophobia which is the fear of birds.
Of course, the fear of swans comes out prominently in the episode “Swan Song” This is the episode where Jess has to go meet Emily for dinner with a black eye & won’t tell anyone what happened. Turns out he was “beaked” by a swan. However, the fear of swans comes up in season 1, the “Kill me now” episode. Michael is afraid of swans. I can’t find an exact quote on this but I know it happened, I know it did 😛
If you are afraid of chopsticks you have consecotaleophobia. If you are afraid of cooking you have mageirocophobia. If you are afraid of string, you have linonophobia. The fear of swans has been hidden for far too long & needs a name. Any suggestions?