The title was originally going to be My New Year Gilmorutions, but I refrained. Instead this year I will:
Slam a wineglass on the table like Emily Gilmore to stop a conversation that I don’t like.
Wear a skirt with a large circumference like in the Donna Reed episode.
Spend a day wallowing when something bad happens.
Popularize the world Gilmoreution.
Give all of the appliances in my house first names.
What are your Gilmore Resolutions?