Dear Scarf Girls, I always see you at the mall wearing your scarf & sweater.  It’s the only part of the "Gilmore Girls" I have never been ok with.  It’s like those puffy down vests that were popular a few years back.  Why are you only keeping some of your extremities warm?  Do you really get cold everywhere except your arms? So today I was walking by the table & my scarf was sitting there. I was too lazy to put it away so I absentmindedly put it on while I was finishing up the housework.  I was surprisingly warm, almost sweltering.  Who knew that all these years my neck had been so cold?  I still feel a little like I’m being strangled, but I’m pretty sure I could survive in subzero temperatures.  I just felt I had to apologize for all the rude comments I have thought when I see the scarf/sweater combo.  I never said them, they were all on the inside, but they still count. Please forgive me, I now see the light. -Sarakastic