Minute 2: Oh it’s the “Gilmore Girls” & they are so pretty.
Minute 7: When Paris says how not clarifying the relationship between Rory & Logan worked so well last time, I wonder why she doesn’t say something like, “It worked so well for Sylvia Plath”, or someone else I don’t know about.
Minute 9: Mild panic attack, what if this is the end of an era? What if I’m not going to have anything to google after this episode. What if “Gilmore Girls” becomes about relationships & has a “plot” & “story line” & “main characters”. Is the Amy Sherman Palladino Era Over?
Minute 23: It’s over. I’ve done everything right. I’ve eaten my ritual disgusting food combinations that should never be put together in celebration of the Gilmore steel stomachs (this evening was a bbq sandwich with a side of “Screaming Sours” jolly ranchers) but it just isn’t the same. Even though I laughed, found a new favorite word that isn’t a word, & have 3 very solid new quotes it just isn’t the same. These are just Gilmore pod people.
Minute 37: Look at clock. I have an extreme talent for knowing to the exact second how much “Gilmore Girls” I have left. I think wow, only 37 minutes, I would’ve thought more like 48.
Minute 38: Whoa, crashing things are cool. (Kirk crashed Taylor’s car into the front of Luke’s Diner, but that’s besides the point, crashes are cool.)
Minute 42: Lorelai is riding her house of everything Luke. There is a long list of books I have never heard of. I scream google excitedly.
Minute 46: I didn’t know about that episode of “The Twilight Zone”. That is sweet. Do not make me start liking Logan now. Ohh why did I eat sour jolly ranchers & bbq, am I stupid?
Minute 55: Luke comes & asks Lorelai to elope with him. I stop counting minutes mesmerized. I reserve my judgment until later, but I think the show is going to be ok.
Aftermath: I am now worried that Luke will leave town & never come back. I know that won’t happen, but in real life it would. If there really was a Luke & his relationship failed & his diner got wrecked.. he would leave. Yes he’s a jerk, but I’ve cared about him for going on the 7th year. What did you think of tonight’s episode of “Gilmore Girls”. Any panic attacks? Please note: All times are approximate what do you think I am, a freak?